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Olivs On dicembre - 18 - 2007

Lo pubblico in inglese perchè tradotto non rende allo stesso modo

As Ben Franklin said, “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that If we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I’m doing it as a public service.

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  • http://www.crumbette.com Federicos

    hehehehehe!
    I was ignoring that Mr.President was so wise, but… anyway I was following the exact principle. For sure, I’ll report it to my wife.

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  • drew

    Scusa, ma perchè non avrebbe funzionato in italiano? a me sembra che non ci sarebbero stati problemi. vabbè. cmq interessante teoria.

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